02-27-2008

Taken from SF Gate

ARIES March 20-April 18
No matter what you do you just can’t make a certain someone happy, so stop apologizing. He’s the one who’s got problems—not you.

TAURUS April 19-May 19
Remember that boast you made? Evidently someone believed you. Don’t be surprised when s/he makes an impossible request and then expects you to deliver.

GEMINI May 20-June 20
It’s one thing to work out a plan in your head, quite another to make it a reality. Nevertheless today’s the day to see if it’s got legs.

CANCER June 21-July 21
After weeks of being led on a wild goose chase you wind up back where you began. Ironically this only confirms that you were right all along.

LEO July 22-August 21
Your fashion taste is questionable now with illusory Neptune strong. What looks good on-line should stay on-line. You can point, but don’t click.

VIRGO August 22-September 21
A rival pulls a fast one, but you’re faster. Nevertheless you were caught off guard and need to brush up on your game.

LIBRA September 22-October 22
Winning someone’s endorsement isn’t hard. Just ask. You’re more persuasive than you know.

SCORPIO October 23-November 21
It’s clear that a loved one is on the brink of making a disastrous decision, so speak up and save the day.

SAGITTARIUS November 22-December 20
You’re surprised to discover that the object of a friend’s secret desire is—you! The question is do you feel the same way? Mull it over.

CAPRICORN December 21-January 19
You knew that something was too good to be true, but don’t freak. You’ll find that reality proves to be a softer landing than you expect.

AQUARIUS January 20-February 17
You must choose between what you want and the greater good. Usually you put your personal wants on hold, but this time the Stars show that the greater good can wait.

PISCES February 18-March 19
You’re positively alluring today thanks to the seductive energies of Neptune. But careful where you flash that smile. You don’t want to attract the wrong kind of attention.